Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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I need you to use more vowels.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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