i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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