And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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