but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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