You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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