it wasn't lemon gatorade
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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