WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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