She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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