I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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