Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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