And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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