She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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