I must be too annoying 4 u.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Dicks are not precious.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
Randomize
