If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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