I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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