Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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