dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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