I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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