32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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