are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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