I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Randomize
