My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
"it" just moved
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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