Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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