Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
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You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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