Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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