she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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