im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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