why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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