dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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