How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
pop tarts are not kleenex
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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