i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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