Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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