FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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