I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
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im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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