last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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