love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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