Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
What drink are we having for lunch?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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