one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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