5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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