Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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