i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Are we still banned from the library?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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