Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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