the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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