could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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