Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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