Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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