I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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