Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she smelled like a LAN party
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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