just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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