The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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