It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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