butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
There r osticjed everywhere
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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