I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I can text with my tongue
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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