So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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